Golden Boy

halleydoedog:

imactuallystraight:

screwsociety:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

"I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it"

OH MY FUCK I NEVER THOUGJE I COULE LAUGH SO FUCKINGN HARX AT A VIDEO I HAVE TEArs OHMFUCK

Just watched this after reblogging it & it’s honestly my favorite omg

House phone: *rings*
Me: nah
windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

windwolf0097:

dirtylittledamsel:

this is more dramatic than a Lana Del Rey music video

perks-of-being-chinese:

BYE
blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

blaxkdreams:

kimberariel:

aforethot:

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

But slavery was so long ago…..

Woww

Omg

dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy


gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

jennstarkid:

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER

imageoh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy

image

gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW

shielclon:

American Horror Story: Coven

bukkakehokage:

girl: spank me daddy

me: I am not ready to be a father