what’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
when you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.
Someone just pointed out to me how Anne Frank and Martin Luther King JR. were both born in the same year, but most people associate them as being in complete different points in history.
there are only 3 types of girls
- girls who loved dragons too much in elementary school
- girls who loved wolves too much in elementary school
- girls who loved horses too much in elementary school
that’s every flavor of girl there is
in my elementary school there were 5 girls obsessed with camels
TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF
THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN
those commercials where they show a kid having like 5 pizza rolls as a snack