i finally open up to you and all you say is “YOUR ORGANS ARE ALL OVER MY CARPET”????? wow i cant believe this consider this friendship OVER
damn girl if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put H U G E D I C K together because that’d be funny as hell.. wait where are you going. date me…
no i don’t want to talk about it, mom.
"there’s nothing to drink"
*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*
dO YOU EVEr SAY SOMETHING AS A JOKE AND IT ACCIDENTALLY HURTS SOMEONE’S FEELINGS AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE
i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.